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Don’t judge me for this @USC

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Jacket on my 3 year old. @uscadmissions, take note, she had a Traveler pony as a new born and has been indoctrinated into the USC life.

For my part, it was cold and this was in the closet.

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November 4, 2014 at 10:46 pm

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Options

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Lunch made and packed. And 3 outfit options laid out. Tonight she was too tired to pick out her own clothes for tomorrow…so just to be safe she has 3 options.
One of the rejected outfits will go to school as her emergency outfit. She used hers on Halloween after she stopped being a mermaid and before becoming Snow White.

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November 3, 2014 at 7:52 am

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Weather changes

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Let’s just say that this was the site of a weather induced bloody nose and not a crime scene.

Also, the path from living room to bathtub could have been mistaken for a crime scene

It would have been awesome a week ago, as a Halloween decoration.

I can’t remember which of her sisters has the same problem, probably Melanie.

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November 3, 2014 at 7:31 am

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Cleaning

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I loathe cleaning.
I love clean things, but everything tends to entropy. Ewwee.ewwee.

But as we say
"We like a clean house, not a dirty house."

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November 1, 2014 at 7:37 pm

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Magical Night

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She won’t always be so small, her hysterical joy may fade, and she won’t always simply believe in magic and the kindness of strangers so tonight was special

Yes. Someone gave out giant Pixie Stix. I’m assuming the I hate parents.

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November 1, 2014 at 5:42 am

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She found a twin

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About a block from our house Darla got super excited. She found a twin!
No flash as my phone was dying from being a flashlight in our walk

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November 1, 2014 at 5:36 am

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1st house down

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And she pulled out the orange one and offered it to me… hooray for Reeses! #trickortreat

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November 1, 2014 at 12:41 am

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Halloween

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Pensive mermaid

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October 31, 2014 at 3:20 pm

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Sunrle

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Wonder woman influenced, who us?

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October 31, 2014 at 12:38 am

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Bad mommy moment

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I’m the horrible pare the who spent all night sitting up and holding get this 3 year old as she slept.

This morning she was playing dress up and chirping and chatting away.

I threw that kid in play clothes and dropped her off at day care without telling them she projectile vomited in my car last night.

I need rest so I came to work.

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October 30, 2014 at 5:09 pm

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