Archive for July 2015
Talking to yourself is smart!
So listen, I’m not a super model or celebrity so the idea I am not a moron is my only hope.
Darla talks to herself also.
This made my day!
Dear @BurgerKing
I need to not go to #burgerking. The food is never as delicious as I think it will be but @carlsjr CEO blames poor people for their poverty so I’m branching out…
Anyway. Nothing like a hot fry and thinking of a drag of fresh @Dietcoke only to find it isn’t in your cup : that came with no straw.
Also…Darla doesnt care about the Boy or Girl toy ; why do we make such a big deal out of it?