Archive for January 2015
I love my friends but I have to eye roll
Especially when a "professional nanny" talks to me like I can’t parent correctly.
Does my child play outside?
Really?
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Bed Time
My children are smarter than I am.
Jackie has always been politely and silently smug.
Darla is a pip and a problem.
She just turned 4 years old and already I’ve had months of:
"Say yes. I’m going to ask a question. You say yes. Yes, mommy."
Last night I heard.
"Mudder, she need a talk. You sit down" -she pats chair.
"Can you say ‘bed time’? Say it. Buh, buh, bed. Now say ‘time’. Tie, tie, timmmmmme.’
I obliged and said "Bed time"
"Good Mommy, that was good. Now say "Darla has No Bed Time", okay? I want to hear you say it!