Darla's Mom

Mine, from the year she was born

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It was almost 11:00 and she was still up, so I sang this to her

Darla is supposed to dress as a nerd for today’s class at The Playground. I’m a little concerned that she chose my outfit from when I was in fourth grade

Chocolate for mom and chocolate for baby is the best song ever. We made it up while waiting for my car to have its oil changed at Toyota in Mission Hills.

I’m a little concerned that I own that same sweater still 6 years later

A stranger dies on your roof. You go to investigate the accident site only to discover that there are eight live animals on your roof. I mean did anybody even think about what it’s going to cost to retell your roof after the damage from those hoofs?

So you climb up in the middle of a cold dark night, and underpants and a t-shirt to investigate what’s happening on the roof. Only then you get kidnapped by the artifact on the roof and forced into indentured servitude for the rest of your life. Also, did nobody wonder what would have happened if the boy had put on the costume? Come on Charlie, why didn’t you put on the suit and become Santa Claus?

Darla’s dad is in the hospital and his wife almost died yesterday. This is COVID related. I was feeling a little sad for him this morning I just googling things until I came across this.

Yeah. The fraud he’s talking about is 9 years old and asleep next to me in bed. Seeing this erased any tendency I had to feel sympathy for Donald Charles Nelson.

I found these ornaments and decorations from 2013 and finally got them to my friend Andrea