Darla's Mom

Our friend Sean Caster photographed this

Darla is lactose intolerant but had ice cream today. This resulted in a distended belly a day many stinky farts.

I asked her to tell me what is in her belly and she said "baby". Darla tells me the baby’s name is Poop-Head with last name Darla.

I asked of it was a girl or boy,and she said the baby is still in Heaven and only the body is growing now. Once the baby soul is in the body she will know if it is a girl or boy.

My kid is a born Liberal.

Time lapse. Darla with my old boss, Tina st the Burbank Maximus office.

Saturday morning fun. No electronics in sight.

Of course Darla’s toy needed to use the bathroom and is now pretending a frog is swimming in the toilet.

She has always wanted a trophy of her own and now she has one from soccer!

1 year ago today

So listen, I’m not a super model or celebrity so the idea I am not a moron is my only hope.

Darla talks to herself also.

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/people-talk-to-themselves/1105688/?utm_source=huffingtonpost&utm_medium=tr&utm_campaign=p10k80

This made my day!