Darla's Mom

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Baby Poop Head

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Darla is lactose intolerant but had ice cream today. This resulted in a distended belly a day many stinky farts.

I asked her to tell me what is in her belly and she said "baby". Darla tells me the baby’s name is Poop-Head with last name Darla.

I asked of it was a girl or boy,and she said the baby is still in Heaven and only the body is growing now. Once the baby soul is in the body she will know if it is a girl or boy.

My kid is a born Liberal.

Written by Homeless

August 2, 2015 at 4:59 am

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