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Is “The Santa Clause” a Christmas movie or a horror movie

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A stranger dies on your roof. You go to investigate the accident site only to discover that there are eight live animals on your roof. I mean did anybody even think about what it’s going to cost to retell your roof after the damage from those hoofs?

So you climb up in the middle of a cold dark night, and underpants and a t-shirt to investigate what’s happening on the roof. Only then you get kidnapped by the artifact on the roof and forced into indentured servitude for the rest of your life. Also, did nobody wonder what would have happened if the boy had put on the costume? Come on Charlie, why didn’t you put on the suit and become Santa Claus?

Written by Homeless

December 18, 2020 at 12:20 am

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